Cut myself to smithereens

I'm a road warrior. I spend about 4 days on the road each week going from one client site to another. Good for frequent flier miles, bad for near about everything else. This morning I realized I'd forgotten to pack my razor and had to use a bic from hotel. There's a reason why Gilette owns every other player in the razor plade sweepstakes - I cut myself to smithereens with the POS bic blade. The client probably thinks I'm dee dee dee for not being able to shave without cutting myself.